"Wilbur" will be in the HOUSE. The rumor that he will be carrying Dan Conry on his shoulder; ala "Tiny Tim" is greatly exagerrated.
A Woman Married Three Times
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding."
Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
I spoke to Dan Conry this evening, and he will be coming to the TalkSpot Gathering this Saturday at the Bierstube in Oakdale!
I find it highly unacceptable for SuperAmerica to fire an employee for protecting a female co-worker against a robber.
http://kstp.com/article/stories/S437400.shtml?cat=1
Attention Robbers: SuperAmerica is having a special deal for robbers where we won't hurt you if you wish to come in and rob us, and as an added bonus we will just stand there while our co-workers get the crap pounded out of them as it is corporate policy so come on in, "robbing us is just a little more convenient at SuperAmerica".
It is open season for robbers at SuperAmerica where employees
are not allowed to interfere with a robber beating the crap out of
another employee for fear of losing their jobs.
If we in America can not protect another American when being attacked due to some stupid policy at a business, then we are opening ourselves up to a lot more violence. Just think if you were the person being attacked and/or KILLED and nobody stepped in to save you. Can you say lawsuit?
We are required by law in Minnesota to assist motorists in trouble and many people have had their lives saved because of that law and just plain good people helping out others.
The day that some corporate legal department decides that protecting themselves against liability over protecting peoples lives, is the day that we have lost all morals, and the value of human life.
I will NOT be patronizing SuperAmerica while this type of a policy is in effect. Actually I don't feel safe within SuperAmerica where employees will not save you if you are in trouble by a robber.